Comic by K
We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. Unless you enjoy talking about boobs .
One day, Teen offered his critique of nude art.
SCENE: Family of 4 (Mom, Dad, 2 teenage boys) check into a hotel in a foreign country, (like for example Costa Rica perhaps?). Upon entering their hotel room they find themselves standing in front of the only wall decor in the room…. a 5′ x 5′ painting of a topless woman on the beach.
Mom: “I don’t at all object to nudity in artwork, but that painting is just plain disturbing!”
Teen: “Oddly enough, it doesn’t disturb me.”
Mom: “Well, now we have established you’re a healthy 15 year old.”
Teen: “But, it is kind of like the Mona Lisa.”
Mom: “What? How do you mean?!”
Teen: “Well, you know how wherever you go in the room, Mona Lisa’s eyes follow you?”
(Teen continues to pace back and forth in front of the painting)
Teen: “Wherever you go in the room, her boobs follow you.”
She looked cold, so I gave her a suit…
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