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One day, Teen decided to establish his place in the Familial Hierarchy.

Mom: “Teen, are you working this weekend?”

Teen: “Yes, all day Saturday. Do you know if my work clothes have gone through the laundry yet?”

Mom: “I’m not sure, we should check when we get home tonight.”

Teen: “Ok”

Mom: “Send me a text message as a reminder. Otherwise, I am afraid, by the time we get home later, we will forget to check.”

…ding…

Text from Teen: Dear slave,

Make sure to wash and iron my good clothes for my upcoming business affairs.

Sincerely,

The Overlord

The End

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Apr10

Teen Talk: Episode #14

Posted on April 10, 2015 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

When Mom says “Go play outside!”…

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you ~~are about to hear~~ see is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. Unless you don’t mind turning your living room into outdoor furniture.

The end.

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Sep10

Teen Talk: Episode #13

Posted on September 10, 2014 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day, Teen offered his critique of nude art.

SCENE: Family of 4 (Mom, Dad, 2 teenage boys) check into a hotel in a foreign country, (like for example Costa Rica perhaps?). Upon entering their hotel room they find themselves standing in front of the only wall decor in the room…. a 5′ x 5′ painting of a topless woman on the beach.

Mom: “I don’t at all object to nudity in artwork, but that painting is just plain disturbing!”

Teen: “Oddly enough, it doesn’t disturb me.”

Mom: “Well, now we have established you’re a healthy 15 year old.”

Teen: “But, it is kind of like the Mona Lisa.”

Mom: “What? How do you mean?!”

Teen: “Well, you know how wherever you go in the room, Mona Lisa’s eyes follow you?”

Mom: “Yeah….?”

(Teen continues to pace back and forth in front of the painting)

Teen: “Wherever you go in the room, her boobs follow you.”

~~The End~~

Epilogue

She looked cold, so I gave her a suit…

The End.

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Personal favorite: Teen Talk: Episode #3: Teen’s recycling techniques.

Apr15

Teen Talk: Episode #12

Posted on April 15, 2014 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day Teen ~~turned into a brick wall~~ got an iPhone.

Mom: “Looks like it is going to be warmer today!”

Teen: …

Mom: “After school tomorrow, I will pick you up and then we will run by the store. If you need anything that would be a good time to get it.”

Teen: …

Mom: “So, this weekend you have a game on Saturday and then we can go to the movies. Let’s see the new Captain America movie!”

Teen: …

Mom: “That story you told me last night was so funny, I am still laughing about it today!”

Teen: …

Mom: “Next week, I am going out of town for a few days, so you and your brother will be on your own with Dad. ”

Teen: …

Mom: “I am really glad we had this chance to talk!”

Teen: …

The End

Teen Talk: Episode #11

Teen Talk: Episode #10

Teen Talk: Episode #9

Teen Talk: Episode #8

Teen Talk: Episode #7

*Teen Talk: Episode #3

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Sep23

Teen Talk: Episode #10

Posted on September 23, 2013 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day, Teen tried explaining to Mom about being a teenage boy in high school.

We now join the scheduled program already in progress…

Teen: “I am not sure you can really understand, Mom, you don’t have testosterone!”

Mom: “Lucky for you.”

Teen: “…or testicles!”

Mom: “Again, lucky for you.”

Teen: “And so the conversation slowly spiraled into the awkward phase…”

The End

Teen Talk: Episode #9

Teen Talk: Episode #8

Teen Talk: Episode #7

*Teen Talk: Episode #3

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Jun4

Teen Talk: Episode #8

Posted on June 4, 2013 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day, Teen contemplated dating etiquette.

Teen: “Mom, do you think my girlfriend would break up with me if I said to her, Kiss my extra large buttocks?”

Mom: “I would certainly hope so!”

Teen: “Right. If she wouldn’t, then I think I should probably break up with her.”

Mom: “Good plan.”

The End

Teen Talk: Episode #7

*Teen Talk: Episode #3

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Mar15

Teen Talk: Episode #7

Posted on March 15, 2013 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day, Teen needed a shower.

Mom: “Teen, could you take a shower before we go.”

Teen: “Why?”

Mom: “Um, lets see, long drive…small car…”

Teen: “Yeah, I get your point.”

Later that day, Teen was in the bathroom.

Mom: Hey Teen, is that you in the bathroom?”

Teen: “Yeah.”

Mom: “I need to get something out of there.”

Teen: “Well, I really don’t recommend coming in here at this particular time.”

Teen draws a conclusion.

Teen: “I’m a growing boy, I smell in ways I never thought possible.”

The End

For more views by Teen Go Here: Teen Talk

Jan25

Teen Talk: Episode #6

Posted on January 25, 2013 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

One day, Teen discovered the new chalkboard Mom had put up.

The End.

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Oct12

Teen Talk: Episode #5

Posted on October 12, 2012 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

One day, Teen was hungry.

Teen: “Hey Mom, could you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

Mom: “Sure, ok”

Teen: “And Mom, could you cut the crust off?”

Mom: “What? Cut the crust off? That is something you do for little kids!”

Teen: “I know”

Mom: “Even when you were a little kid, I never cut the crust off. You never asked to have the crust cut off.”

Teen: “True…I am finally getting up the nerve to ask…”

The End.

For more views by Teen Go Here: Teen Talk

Oct3

Teen Talk: Episode #4

Posted on October 3, 2012 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you a review by Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home.

One day, Teen returned home from an entertainment activity, shooting zombies with a paintball gun.

Mom: “So, how was it? Was it fun? Did you have a good time?”

Teen: “No! It was horrible, completely lame, a real rip-off.”

Mom: “Really?”

Teen: “Yeah, it was a total waste of time and money!”

Mom: “Well, would you go to it again if it cost less money, say like half the price or something?”

Teen: No way! I would never do to it again. NOT EVEN IF THEY PAID ME!!!”

(pause)

Teen: WAIT! Actually, they could pay me to go…but, they would have to name their price.

The End

Teen Talk: Episode #2

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Jun7

Teen Talk: Episode #3

Posted on June 7, 2012 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you a Public Service Message from Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. If you decide to try this at home, please proceed with extreme caution and stay out of your neighbors yard.

One day at the gas station mini-mart.

Teen: “Mom, I’m thirsty. Can I get a soda?”

Mom: “You don’t need soda, drink some water.”

Teen: “I don’t like water, it tastes weird.”

Mom: “You have to drink water. Water is life!”

Teen: “I do drink water. I drank a ton of water yesterday.”

Mom: “Oh, good.”

Teen: “Then, I peed it all out onto a pine tree.”

Mom: “What?”

Teen: “I’m Green, I recycle.”

The End

Teen Talk: Episode #1

Teen Talk: Episode #2

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May21

Teen Talk, Episode #2

Posted on May 21, 2012 by LookingfortheSweetSpot

Comic by K

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another installment of Teen Talk. Everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home.

One day, Teen lost a tooth.

Teen: “Mom, should I put the tooth under my pillow or will the “Tooth Fairy” (finger quotes) just give me the dollar?”

Mom: “What? No, put it under your pillow. The Tooth Fairy only operates one way around here.”

The next day.

Teen: “Mom! The “Tooth Fairy” (again with the finger quotes) forgot me. I was THOROUGHLY NEGLECTED!”

(Back story: This is now the second time the Tooth Fairy has been caught sleeping – literally – on the job).

Mom: “Man, that Tooth Fairy is the biggest slacker EVER! I will have a serious talk with her. Could you give her one more chance?”

Teen: “Ok”

The next morning.

Mom: “Soooo, did the Tooth Fairy make good, come through, leave you a dollar?”

Teen: “Yeah. (pause) But I expected interest.”

The end

For more views by Teen Go Here: Teen Talk

May10

Teen Talk, Episode #1

Posted on May 10, 2012 by LookingfortheSweetSpot