We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. Unless you are fond of servitude.
One day, Teen decided to establish his place in the Familial Hierarchy.
Mom: “Teen, are you working this weekend?”
Teen: “Yes, all day Saturday. Do you know if my work clothes have gone through the laundry yet?”
Mom: “I’m not sure, we should check when we get home tonight.”
Teen: “Ok”
Mom: “Send me a text message as a reminder. Otherwise, I am afraid, by the time we get home later, we will forget to check.”
…ding…
Text from Teen: Dear slave,
Make sure to wash and iron my good clothes for my upcoming business affairs.
Sincerely,
The Overlord
The End
Looking for the Sweet Spot 
Pack him a lunch and a oneway bus ticket…I’m kidding, but he should learn the basics of how to do one’s own laundry.
Ha! Agreed. He recently was faced with circumstances forcing him to learn to launder (as in, get help from his little brother or learn to do it himself).
Hee hee, thanks for the chuckle, Paula. 🙂
Your teens are pretty witty!