We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. And keep your daughters far, far away.
One day, Teen contemplated dating etiquette.
Teen: “Mom, do you think my girlfriend would break up with me if I said to her, Kiss my extra large buttocks?”
Mom: “I would certainly hope so!”
Teen: “Right. If she wouldn’t, then I think I should probably break up with her.”
Mom: “Good plan.”