We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. Unless, you have a gas mask handy.
One day, Teen needed a shower.
Mom: “Teen, could you take a shower before we go.”
Mom: “Um, lets see, long drive…small car…”
Teen: “Yeah, I get your point.”
Later that day, Teen was in the bathroom.
Mom: Hey Teen, is that you in the bathroom?”
Mom: “I need to get something out of there.”
Teen: “Well, I really don’t recommend coming in here at this particular time.”
Teen draws a conclusion.
Teen: “I’m a growing boy, I smell in ways I never thought possible.”