We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home.
One day, Teen was hungry.
Teen: “Hey Mom, could you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
Mom: “Sure, ok”
Teen: “And Mom, could you cut the crust off?”
Mom: “What? Cut the crust off? That is something you do for little kids!”
Teen: “I know”
Mom: “Even when you were a little kid, I never cut the crust off. You never asked to have the crust cut off.”
Teen: “True…I am finally getting up the nerve to ask…”