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One day at the gas station mini-mart.
Teen: “Mom, I’m thirsty. Can I get a soda?”
Mom: “You don’t need soda, drink some water.”
Teen: “I don’t like water, it tastes weird.”
Mom: “You have to drink water. Water is life!”
Teen: “I do drink water. I drank a ton of water yesterday.”
Mom: “Oh, good.”
Teen: “Then, I peed it all out onto a pine tree.”
Teen: “I’m Green, I recycle.”