Comic by K
We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you a Public Service Message from Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. If you decide to try this at home, please proceed with extreme caution and stay out of your neighbors yard.
One day at the gas station mini-mart.
Teen: “Mom, I’m thirsty. Can I get a soda?”
Mom: “You don’t need soda, drink some water.”
Teen: “I don’t like water, it tastes weird.”
Mom: “You have to drink water. Water is life!”
Teen: “I do drink water. I drank a ton of water yesterday.”
Mom: “Oh, good.”
Teen: “Then, I peed it all out onto a pine tree.”
Mom: “What?”
Teen: “I’m Green, I recycle.”
The End
Looking for the Sweet Spot 
Ha! I do not know which is funnier that water is weird or that he is recycling; go green! Parents must feel like they have landed on another planet once their kids become teenagers – YIKES! Have a Great Day (Deserve a Medal with this one teenager)!
Ha – Thank you! This teen is awesome – he always makes me laugh which consequently always makes my day!
I had a friend who tried to potty train her youngest young lad. He refused until she allowed him to relieve himself off the porch. I suppose anythings better than constant diaper changes….I never asked how she worked out the other business, I just watched my step on the path to their door. 😛
haha! Really funny. I may have used the outdoors as incentive when they were at that stage so I guess I asked for this! lol
WTF
ha – exactly!
ha, you gotta love them! :0)
Oh yeah! Thanks for stopping by!
lmao! i don’t know what it is about boys and peeing outside. i know two boys who do it all the time. and not discreetly either. not my boys, btw. just these two other boys i know. who get yelled at alot for doing it, too. my boys know better…
haha – yeah, I am sure your boys would never ever do such a thing – lol!!
You gotta love how they retort at times. This made me laugh hard. I can only imagine how my little boy would start giving me a come-back answer or speech in the future. 🙂
I know, sometimes my kids are a one man comedy show and I feel like the “straight man”! ha!
Very creative!! 🙂
Thank you! We have fun with those!