We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you another episode of Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home. That is, if you want to get anything done, ever.
One day, Teen had some chores.
Mom: “Teen, don’t forget to do your chores today.”
Teen: “Ok… (pause)…”And yet, I have already forgotten.”
Teen: “It’s too late, no one can stop me now. Not even myself!”