I got a job. Surprising, I know, what with the catastrophe that was my first interview (Bag Lady Goes a Job Hunting).
Nevertheless, I started a new job this week. My new position has a wide variety of duties and responsibilities.
Well, just take today, for example.
Today I was required to…
…get my hair done with a fork.
…submit to arrest by a policeman and a king for spilling glitter.
…assist in the construction of a school for baby animals made entirely out of magnets (which was ultimately shunned by the moody giraffe baby).
…go to the doctor to find out I had two broken legs (both curable) and needed numerous shots (some painful) and a band aide.
…dress in zebra print and blue satin in preparation to get married.
…laugh hysterically at lunch with my friends at the clearly undeniably funny phrase “peanut butter and jelly.”
…have my nails done with plastic fruit.
I am thinking droopy stockings and a little bit (or say, maybe a lot) of cat hair stuck to my clothes will go virtually unnoticed in my current work situation.
Because, yeah, my job is just cool like that.
Looking for the Sweet Spot 
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Must be a daycare:)
no, but close! Pre-school.
Sounds like a perfect first day!
yep! Pretty near!
Well turns out the droopy stockings and cat hair may just have bagged you the job 🙂 Congrats!
haha! Good one – exactly!
Sounds like a great job. Congrats!
Thank you!
You get to let your inner child out to play every day – oh so jealous – CONGRATS!!!
That is so true!
Preschool or mental hospital?
A little bit of both – lol! JK, pre-school!
Sounds like a truly glamorous job – congratulations!!! 🙂
I am excited! Thanks!
Sounds like it will be good fodder!
haha! Most definitely!
This sounds like it’s right up your alley. Should discover a whole lot of humorous sweet spots along the way. You already have!
Yes, I am sure they will oblige me with lots of good material!
Congrats 🙂 That sure looks very fun .. Looking forward to read more about the adventures in your new job 🙂
Thank you so much!
Sounds like great fun! Good for you! And, they are lucky to have you.
That is so nice of you to say! Thank you!
The Career Counselor in me is proud! The Bureau of Labor Statistics is thankful to have you on their radar.
Yes, it is good to be back on board again!
Congratulations on the cool job!
What a fun day. 😀
Thank you – I think it will be fun!
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