The Definition:  Addiction is the condition of being habitually or compulsively occupied with or involved in something.

The Warning: The following activity has proven to be addicting, please proceed with caution.

The Disclaimer: No word was harmed in the writing of this blog… just abused a little.

The Catalyst:

Son:  “Mom, we had to make up sentences for the word ‘opus’ this week.

Mom: “Really? What did you come up with?”

Son (slight smile at corner of mouth):  “Don’t make me kick you in the opus” and  “Who threw up opus all over the floor”.

The Addiction:

• Oh, I think I swallowed my opus!
• Look at that man’s opus gut.
• Would you like to buy my opus?
• I’m in opus without you.
• I think I just broke my opus.
• Sorry ma’am, I have to perform an emergency opus-ectomy
• You know what I think?  I think you can kiss my opus!
• I would bet my opus on it.
• Shut your opus!
• Honey, could you please pass the fried opus?
• Get your head out of your opus and get in the game!
• What’s in your opus?
• What the opus are you doing?
• Mind you own opus.
• Look, a rare-winged opus!
• Do you feel opus, punk? Well, do ya?

 The Thank you:  To all opus contributors (I think you know who you are). Please seek professional help.

The Moral: Never deny humor; even especially the addicting kind.

Please leave your opus in the comments below. Thank you.