We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you a review by Teen Talk. I assure you, everything you are about to hear is real and unedited. Please, do not try this at home.
One day, Teen returned home from an entertainment activity, shooting zombies with a paintball gun.
Mom: “So, how was it? Was it fun? Did you have a good time?”
Teen: “No! It was horrible, completely lame, a real rip-off.”
Teen: “Yeah, it was a total waste of time and money!”
Mom: “Well, would you go to it again if it cost less money, say like half the price or something?”
Teen: No way! I would never do to it again. NOT EVEN IF THEY PAID ME!!!”
Teen: WAIT! Actually, they could pay me to go…but, they would have to name their price.